Smooth Talker

Me: I can’t think of anything to blog about. It’s driving me crazy.

Ron: I gave you a bunch of ideas.

Me: Like what?

Ron: Blog about "Blogger’s Block."

Me: That’s boring.

Ron: Blog about _____.

Me: ____? I'm saving that for an article.

Ron: Blog about the fact that we’ve crossed our 1-year anniversary of living on the east coast.

Me: When it comes to that topic, all I can think about is how much I still want to move back to California.

Ron: How about the movie Fast Food Nation?

Me: Should I blog that I cried when the cows were killed?

Ron: No, blog about the food industry and how it’s all about dollars and cents. That’s what I’d do if I had a blog.

Me: You should start a blog! You could call it Smooth Talker.

Ron: No, no, no (laughing). All I’d do is end up blogging about my quirky life theories.

Me: I know, it would be great!