Please Don't Pass the Icky Stuff
Ew! Squash is squishy.
Ew! Cranberries look like blood clots.
Ew! I don’t wanna eat brussel sprouts.
Yep, those are my childhood memories of Thanksgiving dinner (just kidding, Ma – mostly I remember yummy food and bonding time).
Lately, each year during Thanksgiving, the nurse in our family asks: “Who wants a flu shot?”
She can get the vaccine at the clinic.
I don’t do needles. That’s always my excuse.
“Now they have nasal mist,” Nurse says.
Frankly, I don’t like sniffing things up my nose either. Besides, thanks to a friend, my awareness about vaccines has climbed a few notches. This Thanksgiving I have a better reason to avoid a flu shot: the ingredients. Flu shots contain dead viruses, egg products, formaldehyde, and mercury. Gross!
Gimme the turkey, pass the potatoes, LOAD my plate with squash, cranberries, and brussel sprouts (well, not too many brussel sprouts), but please don’t pass the icky, poisonous stuff.
Oh, and if you have a minute, watch this: What’s in a Flu Shot?
And if you have another minute, my next Ask a Blogger column is online today here. I'm collecting questions on blogging for use in my next column, so if you have any post them!

6 Comments:
Ewww! Sometimes the fear of needles really is justified! And as for Thanksgiving dinner, we really should just give up on the veggies and celebrate this holiday for what it is...a big hunk of poultry surrounded by adoring carbohydrates. YUM :)
11:31 AM
OMG! That video is so funny!
Thanks so much for the mention in your "Ask a Blogger" column.
Glad you are declining the flu shot. (Especially just in case any little Roughs are thinking about joining us)!
: )
12:19 PM
My kids are at the gross-out stage so I'll have to pass along your food-critic's view of Thanksgiving to them. They mostly just enjoy the pie, anyway ;-)
1:16 PM
My husband just told me about a co-workers' family Thanksgiving tradition, in which they all file into the living room after the big meal and clip one another's toenails.
Perhaps the most disgusting thing I ever heard.
1:32 PM
Great video Jenny- very funny.
I think I might be glad I missed my flu shot this year....
4:33 PM
Nobody can suck the fun out of flu shots like our friend Michelle!
9:58 AM
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